75 Crazy Ways to Irritate People!

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Hahaha! You came to this article after reading the title shows that you definitely want to irritate someone! Well, after 100 Ways to Be Happy, team BuddyBits has made another list “75 Ways to Irritate People”! It is actually a combination of things we hate when people do. So enjoy the list and share it with people who irritate you by doing all these.

75 Crazy Ways to irritate people!

  1. Give missed calls. Always.
  2. Borrow someone’s phone to call and to talk for hours.
  3. Reply with K and Hmm.
  4. Refer someone they hate as their best friends.
  5. Listen songs on speaker phone.
  6. Send Candy Crush requests on Facebook.
  7. Forward chain messages.
  8. Call your friend uncle or aunty.
  9. Repeat after someone.
  10. Talk on phone in multiplex.
  11. Sing loudly on the street.
  12. Ask for a pen.
  13. Show off branded products.
  14. Discuss in between the movie in theatre.
  15. Blow horn repeatedly.
  16. Wake someone up by pouring glass of water.
  17. Ask a college student his/ her grades.
  18. Lock someone in the bathroom while they are taking bath.
  19. Borrow charger.
  20. And never return it.
  21. Point out grammatical errors of someone.
  22. Call “babu” or “baby” to your lover infront of other people.
  23. Switch off fan to wake someone up.
  24. Take someone’s phone without taking permission.
  25. And check his/ her Gallery and WhatsApp.
  26. Stare at someone’s phone while they are chatting.
  27. Fart in a public place.
  28. Ask your neighbor’s son about salary or result.
  29. Call somebody at 1 AM and ask them, “So raha tha kya?”
  30. 1 Like = 1 Salute.
  31. Feel lonely with 76 others on Facebook.
  32. “I’ll be there in 2 minutes” and take an hour to reach there.
  33. “Drinking Water.” Update this on Facebook.
  34. Gossip about people you don’t even know.
  35. “I forgot wallet. Aaj tu pay kar de.” Everytime.
  36. Make scary noises at night to scare someone.
  37. Update motivational quotes on Facebook everyday with “Feeling inspired”.
  38. Send requests to unknown girls and message, “Please add me cutie.”
  39. Shop for hours.
  40. Take 2,314 minutes to get ready.
  41. Go to shop bedsheets and come home with the bed.
  42. Ask someone to book tickets. On IRCTC.
  43. “Baby khana khaya?”
  44. Be over possessive.
  45. “Sharma ji kaa beta first aaya. What did you do?”
  46. “No I don’t feel like eating.” And then eat from your friend’s plate.
  48. Click someone while they eat.
  49. Watch Star Plus.
  50. Turn off WiFi.
  51. Invite your friends to try Hike messenger.
  52. Record songs in your voice and listen them again and again.
  53. Call every waiter, “Chhotu”.
  54. Talk in fake accents.
  55. Remind teacher to check homework.
  56. Tag 89 people in a Facebook post.
  57. Beg for likes on Facebook.
  58. Buy a guitar just to upload photos on Facebook.
  59. Talk about studies outside college.
  60. Discuss question paper after exams.
  61. “Maine to Kuch Nahi Padha.” And top in exams.
  62. Talk about the things you don’t really know.
  63. Add a life event on Facebook everyday.
  64. Put up “Katrina Kaif” or “Salman Khan” as profile pictures on social media.
  65. Snore.
  66. Poke your friends on Facebook.
  67. Listen to English songs in loud volume just to sound cool.
  68. Watch “Sapna babul ka, Bidaai.”
  69. Ask your DSLR wala friend to bring his camera.
  70. Do everything just to post on Facebook.
  71. Pose for a camera.
  72. Listen to meaningless bollywood songs in loud volume.
  73. Ask for extra puri after having pani puri.
  74. “I am blocked. Please send me request.”
  75. Make noise while chewing food.

Got more Ways?

Do you have more ways to irritate people? Add them in comments. 😀


This list of is compiled by Asha Kumar, Neha Gupta, Kanisha Chhaya, Binit Thacker, Darshita Pathak and me.

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Nishit Jariwala
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