7 Types of Facebook Couples We All Have in Friend List

“Oh, are you in a relationship? So is more than half of the population of the world. Your partner maybe the best thing ever happened in your life but come on, what’s the point of showing  that in every status , every picture of your profile on Facebook  or WhatsApp? Sorry to break it to you, but it is actually irritating to other people on your friend list; maybe your partner doesn’t like it too.” Have you ever felt like telling this to few people-in-love, in your friend list? Below is the list of friends ‘in love’ we all have:

1. Show-offs

“Eating Pizza at Dominos”, “Watching 2 States at PVR”, etc and that too with their baby is all they post on their Facebook and tagging other people is so mandatory. It’s great to know you are enjoying life but you can still enjoy without showing it to all of us, every time.

2. Lovey-dovey couple

Filling up each other’s wall with ‘miss you’, ‘hugs’, ‘Kiss’ & other love messages is what comprises of their daily routine. You might even hate being single seeing them so madly, deeply in love!

3. Break–up, Patch-up cycle

‘In a relationship with’ , ‘Single’, ‘It’s complicated’ is what keeps popping up time-to-time and with that you can know when they had a break up and a patch up and the cycle continues. You feel like saying, ‘Dude! Take a break.’

4. Poetic couples

Dedicating love songs, writing long lovely poems, occasionally & other times for no specific apparent reasons is the major distinctive character of this kind of couples.

5. Baby-Babu love

They love baby-sitting each other, publicly and make it a baby-babu love story. Jokes apart, it’s irritating too. Calling them jaanu, baby, babu, nonu, shonu is cutely stupid. C’mon they don’t even know meaning of any of these, wait do these cute names have any meaning in first place. (*curious*)

6. #InstaClick

They love clicking pictures together and putting them as DPs, with fancy captions. Not just posting on Facebook, also on Instagram with hash tags, ‘#Instaclick #SuperFun #EnjoyingWithMySweetbaby’

So much sweetness you see. 🙂

7. Over-possessive love birds

You may often witness a cat-fight, on some posts or comments which is a result of having an over possessive partner and their jealousy of someone else giving their lover more attention. And hence love birds turning to angry birds.

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Neha Gupta
Finished her engineering in computer science in 2013, presently she is aspiring as a writer. She is an avid blogger, reader and writer. She loves writing short stories and writes on different niche. Dan Brown, Preeti Shenoy, Rhonda Byrne are few of her favorite authors. She has been a contributor author in four anthologies in the past year and co-editor for one of them. Although an engineer but a writer at heart, she wishes to get recognized in the writing field.

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