20 Signs That Prove You Are The King of Laziness!


20 Signs That Prove You Are The King of Laziness!

I would have written a long introduction to this post. But well, I am too lazy to do it. Here are 20 signs which prove that you too are a lazy ass!

#01

Maggi is your superman! Khana kaun banaye? When you can get your tummy filler ready in just two minutes (well, three and a half minutes)?

#02

You are mostly seen wearing a Pajama at your home.

#03

You are watching CID on Sony, not because you like it; but because you are too lazy to get the remote to change the channel. Itna kasht kaun uthaye?

#04

You are the actual inventor of the odd even formula. You take bath on alternate days during Winters. And also, Chhutti from the bath on Sundays and holidays.

#05

You hate shopping. You have like three clothes in your cupboard. Well not in the cupboard actually, lying on your bed or Sofa maybe.

#06

Foodpanda, Delfoo, RedJinnie, Faasos, Grofers, Pizza Hut and Dominoes are on your speed dial. And all delivery boys know you personally.

#07

Delivery boys visit your home more than your relatives and your friends. You are the one responsible for half of the revenues of Amazon, Flipkart and Snapdeal.

#08

You eat like this.

You eat like this - 10 Signs That Prove You Are The King of Laziness!

And maybe you are reading this article in this very position.

#09

You call or Whatsapp your mom to ask the lunch menu, even when she is sitting just 10 feet away from you.

#10

When you are asked to clean your room, you shove everything under the bed. Like a boss.

#11

You would rather wait for the lift to come down from the tenth floor than using the stairs to reach the first floor.

#12

You use your vehicle to meet someone in the next apartment.

#13

“Aaj kare so kaal kar. Kaal kare so parso.” Is your motto in life.

#14

While travelling, the most important thing for you is to find hotel with the most comfortable bed and of course the best room service.

#15

You would rather look like this than going for a haircut and shaving.

Beard - 20 Signs That Prove You Are The King of Laziness

#16

When the plan made by your friends gets cancelled, you do a little Bhangra or Garba in your mind. Lying down and watching TV is always better than stepping out of the house and going to places.

#17

You didn’t realize that I’ve missed point #12.

#18

You didn’t even care to scroll up to see if I am correct or just bluffing. You just smiled and moved on to read the next point.

#19

I’m too lazy to think more points now. Hence I am just wasting all the points. And you are still smiling.

#20

You came here to check if you’re lazy or not, proves that you are actually lazy. And the fact that I wasted last four points, proves that I am the king of laziness.

Got more points? Add them in comments below. And stay tuned to BuddyBits for more.


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Nishit Jariwala

Foodie, photographer, traveler, cinemaholic, storyteller and dreamer are just a few words to describe Nishit. He is captain at BuddyBits.

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