Okay, so you know there are some of our friends that look like a homeless and ugly guy but when they’re with us, they make everybody laugh till their deaths? Well here’s the one upon the whole world tweeting all of his humour out in each and every single tweet! He is so awesome! His bio says ‘Started from the gas station and now we are here’ mocking the trending statement on social media that says ‘started from the bottom, now we are here’! People love him even though he just insults himself for fun! Perfect quintessence of ‘never judge a book by its cover’ Check out his best tweets yet!
1. In this tweet, he tells us what he has and what he doesn’t in the most easiest, trickiest and funniest way possible!
I have abs………..olutely nothing
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) May 9, 2016
2. Ha ha Pakalu, truly said!
when im taking a nap and my mom yells "THE FOODS READY" pic.twitter.com/lIoi5kFxSK
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) October 8, 2016
3. Lol Pakalu, you won’t need that. We already love you man with all of your amazing tweets!
i’ll pay u $7 to have a crush on me
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 15, 2016
4. Well played Pakalu, Well played.
Me: *wakes up*
Me: I need a nap— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) October 7, 2016
5. Well, sometimes. Thanks for understanding.
do u ever have the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they arent talking
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 12, 2016
6. True story BRO!
*eats one piece of lettuce*
checks for abs
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) June 10, 2016
7. Hahaha Well, nobody knows yourself better than you!
when someone calls you a bitch but they ain't wrong ¯_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/CgP0IOeT4p
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) April 2, 2016
8. Agreed.
trying to make a joke that doesn't offend anyone in 2016 pic.twitter.com/RYoIQg3gHQ
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) March 31, 2016
9. Responsibility’s a bitch!
trying to hide from responsibilities like pic.twitter.com/CrrK9vE0QJ
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) March 12, 2016
10. You’re damn funny man!
im naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) March 8, 2016
11. LMAO!
me when my tweet gets more than two likes pic.twitter.com/9g0bWHtFRD
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 27, 2016
12. Relatable. LOL
Me: wow, i'm in a great mood! life is getting better.
Minor inconvenience: Me: pic.twitter.com/h4pRP509qP— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) August 23, 2016
13. Pakalu giving some pointers here about how to exercise on leg day.
every day is leg day when ur running from your problems
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) February 23, 2016
14. We’ve all been there. We feel you bro!
the only exercise this month ive done is running out of money
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) February 20, 2016
15. Pakalu always wins!
i would lose weight but i hate losing
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) February 16, 2016
16. Irony!
im so fucking tired of not being a multimillionaire
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) February 8, 2016
17. That moment!
that awkward moment between birth and death
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) February 2, 2016
