No Gareeb guy would want to flaunt his Garibi on social media. But there’s a Twitter account which is an exception. There’s Gareeb Guy on Twitter who posts ‘how it feels like to be a Gareeb’ tweets. He speaks what we think in our day today life. And his tweets are so relatable that he gets tons of likes and retweets. Some of these tweets are so dark and intense they are funny. The guy who runs this Twitter account is a well known standup comedian. But before we tell you who, go through these 20 tweets.
1.
Malik: Deewaro pe paint accha Nahi hai
Me: Deewar Nahi Hai
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) February 23, 2017
2.
Mera outfit of the day pichle teen saal se same hi hain.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) February 3, 2017
3.
Main hamesha se cashless lifestyle follow kar raha hoon.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) December 24, 2016
4.
.@SrBachchan Main aaj bhi phenke hue paise Uthata hoon.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) October 14, 2016
5.
Municipality se Meri request hai Ki sadak ke khaddey na bharein. Main poolside parties Kahan karunga.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) August 6, 2016
6.
Aaj tak Maine paet bhar ke Bas Maar he khaai hai.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) May 16, 2016
7.
Urban poor: Poore din mein bas ek sandwich
Main: Poori life mein ek bhi nahi.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) May 6, 2016
8.
Kal Maine billi ka rasta kaat dia.
She was found dead today.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) September 30, 2015
9.
Bade din ho gaye matching chappal pehne hue.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) July 14, 2015
10.
Mars pe life hai?
Meri toh earth pe bhi nahi hai.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) April 9, 2015
11.
Mujhpar ek ehsaan Karna ki mujhpe koi car drive na Karna.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) March 16, 2015
12.
Extra eraser hai? Gareebi mitaani hai.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) March 3, 2015
13.
Biscuit khane ka man kar raha hai, chalo blood donate kar aate hain
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) January 5, 2015
14.
Kal mere bete ki nikkar phat gayi. Bohat kharab quality ki nikkar thi. 15 saal bhi nahi chali.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) August 17, 2015
15.
Baccho ke nakhrey badhte ja rahein hain. Ek baar mein poora ek glass paani chahiye.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) August 1, 2015
16.
Maalik ne free mein oregano aur chilli flakes ke packet diye. Kisi badi occasion pe kholunga.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) June 24, 2015
17.
Kal chupke se sahab ki hajmola ki ek goli kha li.
Meri pancreas digest ho gayi.— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) June 7, 2015
18.
Mere bacche patthar ko patthar se maar maar ke music bana lete hain. They are into rock music.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) May 2, 2015
19.
Main Ganesh g ko Dubaane Gaya toh Ganesh g Bol pade, "lagey haatho tu bhi kyun nai doob jata?"
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) September 16, 2016
20.
Ghar mein computer toh nahi hai, par mouse bohat hain.
— Gareeb Aadmi (@GareebGuy) March 11, 2015