The first and foremost is you are a fan of ‘masala’ movies which proves your love for Bollywood. No matter how cliché or unbelievable the movies get, you love watching the actors on screen.
You have inadvertently been Bebo from ‘Jab We Met’. “Main apni favorite hoon” is not only what you say but also feel. You have matured with time but back then when Jab We Met released, you molded yourself to be Geet.
DDLJ is by far your favoritesttttt movie and nobody can lecture you on that. You even remember the dialogues and are always on the lookout for a Rahul. If you are a guy, you have always tried to be some Simrans’ only Rahul. Not to forget, DILWALE is your next favorite. You might try to hide it but deep down in your heart you know you like it only because of Kajol and SRK.
The rains give you a different type of high to feel sensuous and sentimental at the same time. The adaa, the moves, the rain dance sessions of Bollywood actresses get you in the mood to shake your own leg. Your inside Sridevi, Aishwarya, Bebo, even Zeenat Aman comes out! #FimlyAF
You’re constantly watching reruns of Koffee With Karan. You also remember all the conversations that Bollywood actors have had on that couch – be it Sonam Kapoor and Deepika bitching about Ranbir or Salman stating he is a virgin. You wish you were a part of the secret audience. For you no other show beats KWK.
You are hoping to meet your soul-mate at a big fat Indian wedding because nothing else can be as dramatic as falling in love while celebrating love!
You don’t shy away from admitting you love Honey Singh and Badshah songs. People have judged you for this, but no party is ever complete without people grooving on “Chaar bottle Vodka”. Avici is not for you.
You’re always updated with who is dating whom in Bollywood and also have a full account of designers each celeb wears. Not to forget you were right on track with all details of Sonam Kapoor’s wedding and you did not give a damn about Prince Harry’s.
You have aced the exact same steps from hit Bollywood songs along with the expressions! No one can beat you when it is a solo performance at a sangeet. You can be Deeps from Ghoomar, PC from galla goodiyaan, Kangana from London Thumakda or Sonam Kapoor from PRDP
ZNMD and Three Idiots are friendship goals for you!
You secretly wish events in your life end as happily as Bollywood movies.
The drama you ooze at any given point and situation is inspired from all the possible Bollywood movies you have seen.
You feel disappointed after a date if the chemistry between your prospective gf/bf did not match to that of Ranveer and Deepika.
You can’t help but make use of Bollywood dialogues in conversations with your friends. You are also known for the perfect timing for using these dialogues.
Your idea of a lazy Sunday is not Netflix and Chill but Ye Jawaani Hai Deewani and chill.