Once NASA sent a satellite to Mars to find water. They didn’t find water. But they saw couple of human-like aliens who were dancing in a circle. They consulted with the scientists all over the world, only to realize species they found were not aliens, but Gujjus.
Gujjus are practically everywhere. Don’t be surprised if you find a family in a train in US having theplas from their tupperware or if you see someone selling fafda-jalebi in secluded jungles of Africa.
We found one such Gujju on Twitter, who shares tweets about Gujaratis that are relatable AF! (But only to Gujaratis) Check out these 25 tweets by Jay Darji.
1.
Me when my non-Gujarati friend says "I don't like playing Garba!" pic.twitter.com/Jov6wVVoSD
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) September 6, 2018
2.
If PUBG was made by a Gujarati, the game would end with "Winner Winner Thepla Dinner!!"
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) September 5, 2018
3.
Waiter: Sir.. mineral or regular water?
Non Gujju friend: Mineral
Me: pic.twitter.com/dUnCTNp0vE— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) June 11, 2018
4.
When you're playing songs on shuffle and "chaar bangdi vaadi gaadi" comes on pic.twitter.com/TEGw1zbzMj
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) June 11, 2018
5.
*How to catch a culprit*
Look for clues, collect proofs, do proper investigation ❌
Aa jo topo hase che aane j karyu laage che! ✅
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) June 7, 2018
6.
"Get Lost" is temporary
"Jati Rehje" is permanent#JatiRehje
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) June 5, 2018
7.
*On a date*
Waiter: Saheb order
Guy: Surprise me!
Waiter: Aa boon gai kale bija saheb jode ahiya ayata..
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) June 5, 2018
8.
*On call*
Friend: Taro avaaj nathi avto lya!
Me(without doing anything): Have aave che?
Friend: Ha have aayo!
Me: ???
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) June 3, 2018
9.
On the scale of 1-10 how much do you like Fafda-Jalebi?
Me: pic.twitter.com/uM7h9gH1AO— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) June 2, 2018
10.
How people call strangers
Rest of the world: Hey excuse me..
Gujaratis: O peedi t-shirt!!
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) May 28, 2018
11.
She: I love you
He: I love you more!
More: pic.twitter.com/TJE592HQgk— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) March 14, 2018
12.
*Chocolate falls down*
Kid: Ram ke Bhoot
Me: Bhoot
Kid: pic.twitter.com/JaUm03f3BU— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) March 12, 2018
13.
When mom says "pappa ne puchh" and dad says "mummy ne puchh" pic.twitter.com/dBoY5Pf6QA
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) March 4, 2018
14.
What my parents think I do all the time.. pic.twitter.com/U4Jrtabmhx
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) March 1, 2018
15.
Non Gujju friend after 30 minutes of Garba: I can't do Garba any more, I am tired now!!!
Me: pic.twitter.com/rn26oSPIDp
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) February 27, 2018
16.
When we Gujaratis see garma-garam utartaa Fafda-Jalebi.. pic.twitter.com/hDCAh9D3dK
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) February 16, 2018
17.
* Story of my life *
– Bau bhukh laagi che lya!
– Bau khavaai gayu lya!
– Repeat— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) February 13, 2018
18.
*Propose Day*
Gujju boy getting down on his knees..
Girl: Awwwwwww
Gujju boy: Aaghi ja maare hinch levi che!!#GarbaLove
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) February 8, 2018
19.
Gujju Gf:
Punish me tonight!Bf:
*Tears Navratri Passes*— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) February 8, 2018
20.
Behind every "thanks for your advice" there is a hidden "tara baap ne na sikhvaadis!"
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) January 29, 2018
21.
Valentine's day for the rest of the world
-> 14th FebruaryValentine's day for Gujaratis
-> Navratri— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) February 2, 2018
22.
* Me describing my best friend *
Gol Gol Rotli
Maaro bestie pive Potli
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) February 1, 2018
23.
Nayan ne bandh raakhine me jyare tamne joya che..
Tyare to tame sara lagya.Pan Nayan kholi ne tamaaru daachu joyu to ghabhrai gayo!
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) February 1, 2018
24.
* Me complimenting a girl *
Me: Tara hot keva laal rasdaar che..
She: Awww thank you ?
Me: Maawo khaay che ne?
* Blocked *
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) January 31, 2018
25.
What sounds better than "I love you"?
> "Chal chaa piva jaiye.."
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) January 30, 2018
Bonus tweet, coz Gujjus love bonuses.
When a friend after break up says "Have kyarey prem ma nai padu!" pic.twitter.com/Y5DPYneKyH
— Jay Darji (@JayDarji333) January 24, 2018
