Women are powerful, women are classic, women are witty as hell. They are many hilarious women rocking on Twitter everyday. They manage to tickle your ribs off to remind the world that they are no secondary gender anymore. And these Twitter accounts will never disappoint and give us plenty to think and laugh out loud.
Check out all of these tweets, LITERALLY!
When weekend's over and you can see your entire upcoming week in front of you. pic.twitter.com/f1eI0LxifN
— Sneha Pai (@sochtehain) August 20, 2017
Kid to a pregnant lady at a bus stop: "What are you expecting?"
Annoyed Lady: "A bus. Duh."
Kid: "Who's the Father? Optimus Prime?"
— Sandhya Ramesh (@sandygrains) September 27, 2011
*At a Restaurant*
F1:Bill kon pay krega
F1:But, someone has to pay
ISIS: Relax guys we will take this responsibility
— Angoor Stark 🍇🇮🇳 (@ladywithflaws) October 3, 2017
a photographer took pictures of people before & after he called them beautiful. pic.twitter.com/ghbTELT4HF
— nirzworry (@nirzary) April 13, 2017
Dinner with relatives and for dessert my mom prefers mere Izzat ka falooda.. 😊
— Anamika (@MiishNottyAna) December 21, 2016
Online Shopping v/s Reality 😂
What you order n what is delivered 😂 pic.twitter.com/SbBSinxQuv
— Anamika (@MiishNottyAna) April 9, 2016
🇺🇸: where are you?
🇩🇪: wo bist du?
🇸🇪: var är du?
🇮🇳: भोसडीके कहाँ गांड मरवा रहा है?
— Miss Twish 🌞 (@twiish_) May 7, 2017
Getting admitted in hospital is an achievement because you get a ward.
— Sabudana khichadi (@Dishasatra) February 24, 2016
When your parents are roasting you in front of guests. pic.twitter.com/rVLsn6sGCB
— Light-Say-Burr (@gotzerochill) March 4, 2017
What girls want vs What boys want pic.twitter.com/Xo1NCy0bjt
— Bushra 🔆 (@xxbushixx) August 31, 2018
TV pe show ek dhang ka nahi hai par remote pe button itne hai ki banda aeroplane chala le.
— 🤷 (@Oinkoo) July 15, 2014
A Gujrati , Marwadi and Baniya walked into the bar. The waiter paid the bill.
— nin (@NautankiNinja) March 22, 2017
Sir: Name the alkaline earth metals.
Me: Magnesium, Calcium.
Sir: Aur bolo.
Me: Main theek hu. Aap batao.
— nin (@NautankiNinja) October 25, 2015
When Allah uses Instagram, he becomes Installah.
— Saverita Fernandes. (@Fernandes_Savvy) November 3, 2015
*Me going out*
Mom : Kb tak ayegi?
Me : 8 bje tak ajaungi.
Chachi/Bua : bhag to nai gai kisi ldke ke sath?
— जिज्ञासा (@imcurious__) December 13, 2016
when will maggi understnd that we don't treat it as a snack & eat it as a proper meal & that 1 packet is nvr enough & 2 packets are too much
— shooti (@shrutithenaik) August 22, 2017
The club isn't the best place to find a lover. Neither is your office, gym, university, dental clinic, nowhere lol. Love is dead.
— shooti (@shrutithenaik) July 17, 2017
Hema Malini – punish me tonight
*Dharmendra changes Kent RO to aqua-guard*
— Divya 🎈 (@ambertonic_) January 27, 2018
पौधे लगाओ 🌿
— Divya 🎈 (@ambertonic_) May 24, 2017
Twitter has become a cross between Tinder and LinkedIn.
So many singles and jobless out here.
Somebody find me my Twitter match.
— RF (@a_bit_too_much) October 20, 2016
Dad's asking if he should send me 'those herbs I found in your drawer'. Goodbye world. It was a good run. pic.twitter.com/A9wLCytz0m
— S🌈 (@Kalamwali_Bai) August 30, 2018
Hum dahej main vishwas nahi karte. Ladki 2 kapdon main chalegi bas aadhar link hona chahiye pic.twitter.com/NPvhoWOrSB
— SwatKat- The dancing Rajput 💃 (@swatic12) January 21, 2018
Facebook – Mohalle wali aunty version pic.twitter.com/xUe49VVG6R
— SwatKat- The dancing Rajput 💃 (@swatic12) October 24, 2017
Who called them Iranian newspapers and not prints of Persia?
— Vaidehi Murthy (@ButVai) June 15, 2017
Who called it an audition rejection, and not the casting ouch?
— Vaidehi Murthy (@ButVai) February 25, 2018
Who called it saat phere and not marry-go-round?
— Vaidehi Murthy (@ButVai) August 23, 2017
Who called them budget watches and not The Economic Times?
— Vaidehi Murthy (@ButVai) January 22, 2018
Guys vs. Girls on Instagram. pic.twitter.com/fcetEdOM6u
— Qween of WinterHell (@QweenOfHells) October 1, 2017
He: Kal eid hai na?
He: Mein aau tumhare ghar kal?
Me: Nahi Papa bakra le aaye..
— Romz (@RomanaRaza) August 21, 2018
Who’ll take Arundhati Roy seriously when she resembles Dr Mashoor Gulati. 😅 pic.twitter.com/Uh9zh3Nedr
— bhaavna arora (@BhaavnaArora) August 31, 2018
Friend: Let's go out.
Me: I can't. I'm out with family.
Real me: pic.twitter.com/P6a9OOtuBK
— Yesha Jariwala (@JariwalaYesha) July 15, 2018