It’s a universal truth that girls on Twitter are the funniest (proof), but even guys are equally funny. Twitter is a place where most memes on the internet are born. And here are 26 dudes responsible for half of the viral memes. Check, laugh and hit follow button. And thank us later.
1.
Dosti mein no sorry, no thank you and no "ek bite de na please".
— pnkj (@AskThePankazzzz) April 4, 2017
2.
One time in Starbucks, they finished making my drink and they screamed my name and everyone ducked under the tables.
— Jihad ? (@Jzhzd1) November 25, 2018
3.
Uber driver: "Hello sir"
Me: "Hello sir"
Uber driver:
Me:
Uber driver:
Me: "Kaha se aa rahe ho"
Uber driver: "Bas yahi sector 56 se. Traffic bohot ho gaya hai. Waise toh maine B.Ed kiya hai…[1 hour 15 min later]…toh isiliye Hindu aur Muslim mein ekta bohot zaroori hai."
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) November 14, 2018
Boy: *touches feet*
Aunty: "Jeete raho beta"
Boy: *dies in a plane crash*
Aunty: "Yeh aaj kal ke bacche baat nahi mante"
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) November 27, 2018
4.
Gym owner on 1st jan pic.twitter.com/UQm66UQynr
— ?HAY (@Woh_ladka) December 30, 2017
5.
Me to my brother : 1 Glass paani pilaana
Brother : pic.twitter.com/iVRBjM0DLd
— M i r ز a y y ? (@Khalaaimakhlook) September 30, 2018
6.
*Me introducing a friend to my two other friends*
Me: This is my friend Huku.
F1: Hi Huku
F2: Hi Huku
Huku: Hi Hi.
— Vishesh Arora (@vishesharora19) November 29, 2018
7.
The only thing missing in this pic is the Taj Mahal pic.twitter.com/BSR6BNfi73
— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) March 17, 2015
8.
This makes sense……… pic.twitter.com/bswoxDL0Fv
— PhD in Bakchodi (@Atheist_Krishna) December 2, 2018
9.
Uber : There are 5 cabs near you, just 2 minutes away. Do you want to book an Uber?
Me : Yes, book it
Uber : Done. Your Uber will take 20 minutes to arrive
— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) November 28, 2018
Tim Cook declaring the price of iPhone in 2030 pic.twitter.com/XEuD42jh1D
— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) October 2, 2018
10.
Texted 'Get well soon' to a guy who's in coma and 'Happy birthday' to my crush. The guy replied 'Thanks'
— P.R. (@pr_akash_raj) September 25, 2016
11.
When visiting someone sick:
American: “get well soon”
British: “wishing you speedy recovery”
Indian: “I know someone who died with that same illness”
— Naveed (@Seditious_medic) November 19, 2018
12.
My level of calmness a day before exam even though i have zero preparation. pic.twitter.com/0xXSSBG7h0
— Umar Hayat (@UmarHayaKer) November 20, 2018
13.
When you’re born to save the world but Bhajan is important. pic.twitter.com/due0oSvioz
— #BBC (@babaBC) November 19, 2018
14.
With Modi Ji’s blessings #DeepVeerWedding pic.twitter.com/yJyzZm04lh
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) November 20, 2018
Guy *sitting in metro*
Woman : utho seat se, ladies hain dikhta nahin?
Guy : mai paraayi ladies ko nahin dekhta
*metro stops at next station*
*red carpet rolls*
*guy gets off*— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) March 2, 2018
15.
He: *Tweets*
She: Lol. So funny*Don’t say it*
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*Don’t say it*He: Nice dp.
— Akshay (@AkshayKatariyaa) November 18, 2018
16.
Him: Kaisi hoe?
Her: Sorry, whore you?— KAUSHAL PIRUKA (@shutupyaarKP) January 24, 2018
Everyone: The God is greater.
Cab driver: OLAh – hu – UkBER!— KAUSHAL PIRUKA (@shutupyaarKP) October 18, 2018
17.
Pincher Shop
Abdul's brain:
Chota sa pincher hai
Chota sa pincher hai
Chota sa pincher hai
Chota sa pincher hai
Chota sa pincher hai
Chota sa pincher hai
Chota sa pincher hai
Chota sa pincher hai
Chota sa pincher haiAbdul:- Tube change karni padegi bhaijaan.
??— Delhi se hoon BC (@delhichatter) November 15, 2018
18.
Me: Alexa, get me a glass of water.
Younger sibling: Stop calling me Alexa ?
— SHREY JAIN (@simplylame1) November 11, 2018
19.
Me: I am mature now.
Also me: (while playing ludo) mai blue lunga, nahi to mai khelne nahi wala.
— ?? R O H A N ?? (@too_Hazardous10) March 5, 2018
20.
Mom: Beti, dekh upar tanki bhar gayi kya?
Bandra Girl: pic.twitter.com/GeNOGLluQ5— Naveen Kukreja (@NaveenRKukreja) November 1, 2018
21.
Me & my cuzn in every Marriage function during childhood. pic.twitter.com/gDxp4rsGUB
— Mohsin Ali. (@mohsyn_ali) September 13, 2017
22.
*enters temple*
Pandit : hit the bell icon— Mute Scamander (@krazyfrog) October 6, 2018
23.
People: "Gooood morning."
Me: pic.twitter.com/R9R13fOsAd
— Kaabira. (@KaabiraSpeaking) December 1, 2018
24.
My ultimate aim in life is to be as calm as a cow standing in the middle of a busy road.
— Shakti Shetty (@Shakti_Shetty) May 25, 2018
25.
Between B for birth and D for death there's C for Chai which we are living for.
— THAT RANDOM Guy (@Soundhumor) January 11, 2018
26.
[road trip in india]
expectations: i'll listen to znmd songs and take road trip feels like bollywood movies.
reality: mummy, koi mitthi goli hai kya? mereko ulti jaisa hora hai.
— Nikhil (@niquotein) April 24, 2018
Heroes who went all out to save their loved ones. pic.twitter.com/Y5KquGbUjI
— Nikhil (@niquotein) October 9, 2018
[Update: We’ve added @niquotein on 26th spot. We’ve replaced Tweet 23 with a new Tweet as previous one was plagiarized.]
