Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Come, be my Valentine,
You beautiful.
That didn’t rhyme,
Neither did this.
That poem neither has any relation with this article, nor we can call it a poem. And just like this poem, a heart-broken one sided lover-Â Aasshiiqq on Twitter, tweets random lines from his account, which are painfully funny. Most of the one-sided lover and heart-broken folks will relate. Check out 25 best tweets.
1.
kal uska message aaya "it's not working sanjay"
acha hua mera naam sanjay nai hai— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 4, 2019
2.
uski favorite nail polish le aaya hu, laga ke khana khata hu aisa lagta hai wo khila rahi hai.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 10, 2019
3.
subah newspaper me apna number likh ke uske ghar fek kar aaya, abhi call aaya ki bhaiya kal se newspaper band.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 10, 2019
4.
uske liye apna ghar candles se saja raha tha, mohalle waalo ne kaale jadu waala samajh ke police me de diya.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 9, 2019
5.
mohalle ki dukaan se saari chocolates chura li hain, ab koi aur use chocolate nahi de paega.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 9, 2019
6.
aaj socha tha jahan wo coaching jati hai wahin propose kar du, pata laga us building me koi coaching classes nai hai.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 8, 2019
7.
zaroor account hack ho gaya hoga uska, warna wo mujhe gaaliyan kyun likhegi.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 8, 2019
8.
abhi uski gali se ja raha tha achanak se aa gayi, uski yaad.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 8, 2019
9.
is kadar gum na hota uske jaane ka,
shadi me de deti ek plate agar khane ka.— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 8, 2019
10.
uski apne pados waale ladke se bilkul nahi banti, dono khidki se kaagaz fek ke ek dusre ka ghar ganda karte rehte hain.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 7, 2019
11.
phool use mil gaya
humare hisse kaante aaye,
bhai ne uske dekh liya
humne fir se chaante khaye.— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 7, 2019
12.
wo mere love letters sambhal ke rakhti thi dustbin me
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 4, 2019
13.
logo ke liye valentines week hai par mera valentines weak hai.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 7, 2019
14.
socha tha pehle kuch ban jau fir uske baap se baat karunga, lekin ab ullu ko kaun apni ladki dega.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 6, 2019
15.
jung e mohabbat aye sikandar
itminaan se jeeti jaati hai,
isliye thoda muskura deta hu jab
mujhse wo sabzi lene aati hai.— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 6, 2019
16.
uske sath infinity war dekhne gaya tha, udhar thanos ne chutki bajai idhar wo gayab ho gayi.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 5, 2019
17.
kehti thi tum chaand jaise ho, pata nahi tha apne bachho se chanda mama bulwaegi.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 5, 2019
18.
aaj maine usko ullu banaya. mohalle ke ladke ki fake id se friend request bheji, accept kar liya usne. fir maine bataya tab se internet nahi chal raha uska.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 11, 2019
19.
gharwaale zyada bolne lage the to aaj naukri ke liye apply kar diya hai, ab bas kuch gardening seekh ke uske yahan maali lag jaunga.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 12, 2019
20.
aaj chupke se uske ghar ke aage ek dress khareed ke rakh aaya, abhi dekha to wo kapde ki dukaan waale bande ke saath chowmein kha rahi thi.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 12, 2019
21.
jabse suna hai usko farrari wala ladka chahiye roz uske garden se amrood chura ke faraar ho jaata hu.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 12, 2019
22.
bachpan me maa sikhati thi ki hamesha dhoke khana chahiye, isliye aaj tak dhoke kha raha hu.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 12, 2019
23.
aaj uske saath movie dekhne gaya tha, humari kiss bhi ho jaati lekin wo kaafi door baithi thi apne kisi dost ke saath.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 13, 2019
24.
bhool nahi pata jis shiddat se wo mujhe dekhti hai, jaise koi pandit kisi dalit ko dekhta ho.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 13, 2019
25.
unke jalwe hain, hum halwe hain.
— Aasshiqq (@Aasshiiqq) February 13, 2019
