Twitter is filled with creative folks. Some of the wittiest and the most creative heads of the internet are found on Twitter. These folks keep our day-to-day lives more interesting with their memes, puns, poems, satire, and comics. One such Tweet is going viral today. Twitter user Sham (@pissvolcano) shared her interpretation of how Indian celebs would be in real life and it quickly went viral. This Twitter thread is so spot on that we believe every Bollywood buff should check it. We’ve curated some of the best Tweets from the thread for you here.
Check em out!
hey guys today I will be sharing what I think celebrities are like irl
— Sham (@pissvolcano) June 26, 2021
Karishma Kapoor
Karishma Kapoor: gets a private French tutor for her kids. Has never burped in her life and only uses tampons
— Sham (@pissvolcano) June 26, 2021
Abhishek Bachchan
Abhishek Bachchan: is tired of debunking his dad’s whatsapp myths over the dinner table. Doesn’t know how to cook dal or how much onions cost. Thinks Russell Peters is funny
— Sham (@pissvolcano) June 26, 2021
Shraddha Kapoor
Shraddha Kapoor: believes in homeopathy. Is really nice to kids and is shit scared of lizards
— Sham (@pissvolcano) June 26, 2021
Arjun Rampal
Arjun Rampal: Checks himself out every time he passes a mirror. Loves dogs hates cats. Tells his kids if they’re going to smoke weed he’d rather they do it at home
— Sham (@pissvolcano) June 26, 2021
Rahul Bose
Rahul Bose: thinks Arnab Goswami is a “bloody fool” and watches BBC. Is really rude to waiters if they don’t know who he is
— Sham (@pissvolcano) June 26, 2021
Preity Zinta
Preity Zinta: uses too many emojis. Is spiritual and believes in spreading positive vibes. If her friends call her to rant she tells them to just relax
— Sham (@pissvolcano) June 26, 2021
Varun Dhawan
Varun Dhawan: if you mixed sprite,
ketchup and oregano in a glass at Pizza Hut and dared him to drink it he’d do it— Sham (@pissvolcano) June 26, 2021
Sanjay Dutt
Sanjay Dutt: Wants everyone to fuck off. Doesn’t know how to do math. If you killed a man in front of him he’d keep walking
— Sham (@pissvolcano) June 26, 2021
Sonam Kapoor
Sonam Kapoor: if you open up to her she’ll say “mhm” and check her phone. but it’s ok because she takes you out for brunch and pays for everything
— Sham (@pissvolcano) June 26, 2021
Kartik Aaryan
Kartik Aaryan: convinced that the lady across the bar is staring at him and wants him. Unironically listens to Coldplay when he’s sad
— Sham (@pissvolcano) June 26, 2021
Uday Chopra
Uday Chopra: massive simp and thinks nice guys finish last. Uses “hawt” and “dafuq?” while texting. Can easily be conned into buying bad quality weed
— Sham (@pissvolcano) June 26, 2021
Genelia and Riteish Deshmukh
Genelia and Riteish Deshmukh: Really chill parents and very easy to lie to. Kiss in front of their kids though. Don’t know what anime is or how to pronounce it
— Sham (@pissvolcano) June 26, 2021
Tiger Shroff
Tiger Shroff: thinks he could probably beat Serena Williams at tennis. Mama’s boy. Wholesome drunk but talks too much even when you’ve told him to please stop because you’re getting nauseous
— Sham (@pissvolcano) June 26, 2021
Himesh Reshammiya
Himesh Reshammiya: has no idea what the fuck is going on
— Sham (@pissvolcano) June 26, 2021
Katrina Kaif
Katrina Kaif: tells you to break up with your shit boyfriend because men aren’t worth it. Has a scary good fake laugh. Can drink vodka like it’s water
— Sham (@pissvolcano) June 26, 2021
THIS IS THE BEST POST OF THE WEEK, HANDS DOWN.
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